Entertainment According to Elliott

By Cecelia Davis, Kid Editor-in-Chief, age 11

Do you remember the interview “Quarantine According To Elliott” in the
previous newspaper? Here’s a sequel to that interview, in which we ask
Elliott for help with entertainment during the quarantine. Let’s hope for answers that make sense, but prepare for a hysterical interview with
everybody’s favorite three-year-old!

Hello, Elliott. Today I will ask you some questions about how to keep
yourself entertained during quarantine. How does that sound?
Bad.

Elliott, what’s your favorite show to watch during quarantine? Cake.

Elliott, what’s your favorite book to read during quarantine? Cake
Dude.

What’s your favorite game to play during quarantine? I just play trains.

Do you think that you are mostly bored or entertained while on
quarantine?
Entertained.

What is the overall most entertaining thing to do on quarantine? Come
and get me–oh no, they’re about to get me!

Do you have any suggestions for how to make homework more
entertaining?
Nope.

Do you have any last words or feelings you would like to share? Super
Mario U Deluxe, please!

To whom it may concern: The shows and books Elliott likes are actually
non-existent. Remember, he’s only three!